One of the skating mothers at our rink had questionable Momzilla status. She is a great mother, don't get me wrong. But Momzilla material? Her tenacious retention of perspective and positive parenting skills brought into question whether she really has what it takes to be a Momzilla. (When Mom Might Not Have Enough 'Zilla)
Well, I can confidently report that Mom pulled out her 'Zilla today. She, being a proper lady, managed to avoid actually breathing fire to singe the eyebrows of the people who were making noise during her Champion's performance this morning at a test session. But those noisy revellers most certainly got a talking to, Momzilla-style.
The best part is that in an admirable feat of control, the newly-realized Momzilla proceeded to carefully pack her Zilla away and return to being Mom. It was truly heartwarming (with only the mildest hint of firebreathing to get there).