In previous blog entries, Momzilla has noted that Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, is one of the most prominent Momzillas in the sports world today. (Go back and re-read "Mark Cuban Is the Ultimate Momzilla".)
So it is with shock, awe, mild horror, giddiness, and some head-shaking that Momzilla read her daily e-mail from People.com (clearly a source of all news that is important and may not have made it on The Daily Show or in The New York Times).
This promises to be a fantastic reality television season for at least a week, because...
Mark Cuban is going to be on "Dancing With the Stars!"
That's right, kids. The NBA owner, who has motivated basketball players to go on record with major media outlets to explain that his ridiculously overdone behavior is often a detriment in a game situation, will finally step on the competitive parquet floor himself.
I've seen his fury when sitting on the Mavs' bench, close enough to perspire on his players, who should receive a per-game bonus for attempting to not look completely mortified by his presence. Just imagine how he will react when directly critiqued by people who value ruffled sleeves for men as a competition uniform.
I frankly cannot wait to see what happens and write about it here. But for now, I'm afraid that I must put all further postulation on hold. I have to drop everything and set up a TiVO season pass. My soul simply cannot afford to miss a moment of this.