Today, I had the pleasure of skating with some of my fellow Momzillae on an adult session. I nearly managed to escape the coaching escapades of one particular Momzilla who just can't seem to help herself. In contrast to one of my friends, who finds the process of ignoring the obtrusive Momzilla entirely exhausting, I seem to come by the oblivion more naturally. "They" were right; ignorance is truly bliss.
Part of today's skating session was spent comparing just how inept we are at particular skating elements. This seems to be a favorite pastime of Momzillas Who Skate, and adult skaters in general. I heard a brilliant idea from one of my favorite Momzillas. And I quote...
"In order for me to do a camel spin, I think I'll have to stuff a pillow down the back of my shirt to make a hump. And maybe if I spit, it will be recognizable as a camel."
I laughed out loud, and proceeded to tell everyone I know. Including you, now....(sorry)
Maybe you just had to be there.