Following a frustrating day of not being able to do anything on the ice without looking like a maimed water buffalo, this Momzilla received the best news ever:
The adult dramatic artistic event for next weekend's local competition is...canceled. And there will be a refund of the registration fee.
So the homage to Sandra Dee that was more of an under-rehearsed cruel joke than anything else, can float into distant memory.
Apparently there was a reason that in the biblical creation story, the day that ended up being Tuesday was accorded two statements of "it was good". Because this Tuesday lived up to the hype. It was very good.