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May 13, 2007


Mint Mogul

Poor Ann Patrice. Her Momzilla went too far. A little glitter never hurt anyone (well unless it gets into an open wound or eye and leads to infection), but a girl wearing a skating dress to school could get hurt. Bad Momzilla!

Nicole Bobek was a hugely unfulfilled potential. I gather her dancing career doesn't tap into her graceful manner, though it may show off her flexibility. At least you can't flutz off of the ice.

I think that the winner here has to be Momzilla Boitano. Momzilla Cohen is a close second, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Sasha is not nearly as nice as Brian, and she has neither a gold medal nor a signature move named after her. Also, she is smaller than either of his thighs.

Happy Mothers' Day!

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