Momzilla has been swamped in a virtual birthday party hell, in a desperate attempt to make it to the "Mother of the Year" playoffs.
As I attempt to process this information as fodder for future blogging, I can impart one bit of wisdom, in the form of an addition to the growing collection of things to not say.
"I thought you'd be at a higher level by now."
These misguided words were spoken to a school-aged child who is struggling to learn basic skills on the ice. Well-meaning for sure, but just...well...wrong. Sort of like entry-level standup comedy.